Now you’re probably watching the title of this EP and name of this group and asking yourself – to quote the recently-completed animated TV series “Archer” – “WHAT THE SHIT?!” But yes folks, this is an actual musical recording from an actual music group. Dookie Bros consists of Canadian rappers Franchise and Shy The Beatyoda, the latter of whom produced this record.
Prior to my deep-dive into the Dookie Bros discography, which consists of their debut album “When the Shit Hits the Fan”, maxi-single “The Slapper” featuring Keith Murray and EPs “Manure Music Vols. 1 & 2”, I wasn’t familiar with Franchise at all. But I did know of Shy’s work, thanks to his collaborative record with North Carolina singer/rapper E Smitty (as the Soul Powers) called “The Beginning Of” which was MY top favorite album of 2021. And I also took note of how undeniable his chemistry is with other artists, whether it’s Toronto rapper LeZeppo on the Guillotine Shark debut “Merky Waters” or E Smitty, LeZeppo and a handful of other rappers on the 2022 record “Shy The Beatyoda Presents: Rebel Embassy”.
On paper, “Merry Shitmas” is pretty self-explanatory: a rap duo doing a Christmas rap album which, in the world of hip hop, is nothing new. I’d make the argument that the reason why there aren’t any memorable examples of a major label rap album release dedicated to Christmas is the over-reliance on traditional and generic tropes associated with the holiday for creative inspiration. Yes, there’s a number of noteworthy hip hop singles about Christmas, but not an album unfortunately. There are, however, independent releases like Cookin Soul’s “XMAS” mash-up mixtapes and quite recently, Amerigo Gazaway’s “Another Christmas Album” and Funky DL’s “A Vintage Soulful Boom Bap Christmas”, all of which are solid projects in their own right! But occasionally, you’d get an ‘experiment’ like “Jim Jones Presents: 12 Days of Xmas” where…..I’ll put it this way….the last track off “Manure Music Vol. 2” pretty much sums up the way I felt when I listened to that record last year!
So as you can tell, YES, I know my shit when it comes to “Christmas rap”. And that’s why I can safely say that “Merry Shitmas” is one of, if not the best, Christmas rap projects I’ve ever heard! And no, I’m not saying this because I’m obligated to or whatever. It’s a really, REALLY solid record! If you’re not familiar with Dookie Bros’ output over the past couple years, you should know going into this record that their rap styles hearken back to the good ol’ days of mid 90s to early 2000s hardcore hip hop, with crass, over-the-top and downright hilarious bars that remind me so much of what Method Man and Redman were doing when they linked up on a record!
And you get that on the opening / title track “Merry Shitmas”, with these raunchy and wickedly clever rhymes from Franchise and Shy and a witty reworking of the “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” hymn on the hook over a delightful mix of head-nodding boom-bap drums and Christmas carol-based melodies. The production on this record is consistently top-notch, in the sense that it doesn’t simply borrow all-too familiar bits of instrumentation or vocal samples and loop them in a lazy, half-assed attempt to evoke nostalgia. There’s genuine effort put into crafting memorable boom bap beats here, to the point that you can take out the Yuletide samples and they still sound great!
Shy’s sample choices are on-point on this record, and like on “The Beginning Of”, you really get the sense of his DJ Premier-like, encyclopedic knowledge when it comes to recorded vocals. Take the following track “Do You Hear what I Hear” where, over a moody, string-assisted instrumental, he incorporates a vocal sample from a rendition of “Do You Hear What I Hear?”, a popular De La Soul sample and, much to my surprise, an ONYX sample! And somehow, the latter sample FITS within in the context of the song which, also to my surprise, is a heartfelt expression from both Shy and Franchise of the mood-changing and life-altering power of their music and lyrics.
On the subject of lyrics, I really appreciated the diverse subject matter Dookie Bros brought to the table….or should I say, toilet (HA!)… on “Merry Shitmas”! Like their previous records, a recurring theme on this EP is their underdog status. They’re better than the average rapper and producer, and yet they feel like they’re being shitted on by them, so obviously their best course of action is to throw that shit back at them!
Even on the single “Charlie Brown”, they draw inspiration from one of my go-to Christmas TV specials “A Charlie Brown Christmas” to inform their haters of how incredibly dope they are on the mic and behind the boards. With a smartly selected sample from Vince Guaraldi’s TIMELESS piano-driven score from that special, Franchise and Shy craft this fun and delightfully jazzy dance song, whilst telling the audience that this is the DOPEST rap song centered on Charlie Brown and Christmas….EVER!
Like “A Charlie Brown Christmas”, Dookie Bros also touch on the disappointment one feels around the holiday season, particularly when you’re young and constantly told of all the wonder and magic to look forward to. On “Holy Shit”, which features the EP’s catchiest and FUNNIEST hook, Shy and Franchise each regale the listener with a story about that significant moment in their childhood when they realized that Santa Claus doesn’t exist.
In both a cynical and non-cynical way, you can understand why Franchise and Shy approach the holiday season – and the album as a whole – the way they do. There’s a sly irony to “Merry Shitmas” as it shows Christmas from the perspective of two rappers who’re clearly annoyed by the regurgitated topics and themes of many Christmas songs and their many, MANY cover versions.
So it’s only right that they take one of the most beloved and meme-worthy Christmas songs of all time – Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas is You” – and rework it into a sex jam WITH THE SAME TITLE and a modified version of the now-iconic chorus! The dreamy, doo-wop-inspired beat is an absolute mood-setter and lyrically, Franchise delivers these smooth, sensual bars to his sexual partner, while Shy does some salacious sexcapade storytelling akin to his song “Family Matters” off the “When The Shit Hits the Fan” album.
But it’s not all shit-talking and freaky shit on “Merry Shitmas”. There’s the penultimate track “There’s Always Tomorrow” which, the more I think about it, is my top favorite song on this EP! The production is so lavish and lovely, driven by a heartwarming vocal sample from the classic Christmas TV special “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”. Franchise and Shy are at their most sincere and thoughtful as they assure the listener not to be overwhelmed and stressed out over the time allotted to us to achieve our goals.
Failures will occur and we won’t achieve everything we work towards in a short space of time, but we should learn to reassess, recharge and continue moving forward. The beauty of this song is how it relates to our everyday lives and not a specific holiday or season. And even with its Christmas-based instrumentation, the song itself is so relatable and meaningful, you can literally listen to it any time of the year, especially when you find yourself feeling depressed, disappointed and stuck in some stage in your life.
Dookie Bros keep their hearts on their sleeves on the final track “Misfits” which, if you’re familiar with the soundtrack to “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”, you’ll truly admire the placement of this track after “There’s Always Tomorrow”. Set to a rousing, big-band and boom-bap beat driven by a sample from the Lou Rawls song “Christmas Will Really Be Christmas”, Shy and Franchise re-affirm their misfit statuses, staying true to their styles and sounds without conforming to current, flash-in-the-pan musical trends. Both emcees are appropriately bold and unapologetic on their verses and shared hook, but it’s Shy’s verse that steals the show, particularly in the way he defends his production style and the self-aware bar he uses to close the song.
As a whole, I absolutely enjoyed the near-22 minutes of “Merry Shitmas”! It features some of Dookie Bros’ best performances and Shy’s best production to date, and it delivers on the Christmas / anti-Christmas vibes I expected from both its title and album cover. And like the great Christmas and anti-Christmas movies of yesteryear, I can see myself revisiting “Merry Shitmas” on an annual basis. If you’re looking for a Christmas rap album to vibe to for the holidays, definitely seek this one out!
OVERALL RATING: 9 out of 10
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