“Halley’s Tail” is the debut collaborative album from Magnetic Dust Collectors a.k.a. Chicago producer, vocalist and multi-instrumentalist C.W. Franz and guitarist / former college roommate Brandon Chopp. Similar to C.W’s previous project “Important Ephemera”, both musicians go by specific pseudonyms: C.W. as “Colonel Sander” (not to be confused with Colonel Sanders) and Brandon as “Lieutenant Glenn”. And in case you’re wondering why they’re going by these militaristic aliases, it all has to do with the album’s narrative.
Essentially, this is a progressive/space rock instrumental album (save for the first two tracks which incorporate vocals) centered on The Cosmonaut, an Earthling sent on a military-led mission to find a suitable place for humanity after Cthulhu (Yes, THAT Cthulhu) awakens and ravages our planet. While that premise alone sounds like a cinematic mash-up of space-age and arthouse sci-fi, Lovecraftian/cosmic horror and atomic-age Kaiju films, it lays the foundation for a project that’s intentionally left open to interpretation by the listener.
I say this because while the abovementioned vocal-based tracks introduce us to the album’s premise, conflict and main character, the rest of this project plays like the soundtrack to said cinematic mash-up, requiring the listener to mentally visualize the story as it progresses. The first two tracks themselves are oddly skeletal and opaque in regards to highlighting key details, which leaves room for the music and, in an ingenious creative decision, the track titles to flesh out the premise.
On the grandiosely-titled opening track “The Old Ones Suite” (I. In Suspension / II. The Old Ones Speak / III. The Return / IV. A Silent Prayer), Magnetic Dust Collectors zeroes in on the rise of Cthulhu from slumber and the near-destruction of Earth. Colonel Sander’s slightly hammy narration (which is very reminiscent of his vocal work on the track “Land of the Illiniwek” off his “C.W. Franz V” record) aids in envisioning this event as something out of a Greek god-based epic. Lyrics like “The sea holds a secret” and “Order and chaos rest within / Beneath the brooding waves” instantly conjure memories of the monstrous Kraken from the 1981 fantasy classic (Sorry, the 2010 remake doesn’t count) “Clash of the Titans”.
The beauty of this track lies in its composition, with each section of this suite playing out like a specific movie scene. Over the calm, serene sounds of “In Suspension” performed by Sander, you can picture this deep-sea backdrop where Cthulhu rests, and after his opening narration (“The Old Ones Speak”), the peace is cut short by a grungy guitar solo performed by Lieutenant Glenn, signaling “The Return”. In what is essentially the longest section of this track, the acid rock-like beat sounds tense and nightmarish, and thanks to Sander’s imposing, god-like narration, help create an unsettling image of Cthulhu laying waste to everything around him. On the quietly haunting and bleak “A Silent Prayer”, the suite concludes with a terrifying prayer delivered in a distorted voice, signifying the apocalyptic nature of what we just witnessed.
The following track “Planetoid” takes us to the aftermath of Cthulhu’s attack, set to a rather lovely and hopeful instrumental consisting of echoic guitar strums and kaleidoscopic synth leads. Playing the role of the Cosmonaut, guest singer Corporal James Buckley waxes poetic about the journey he’s about to embark on, delivering a performance just as emotionally potent as the music surrounding it.
From here, “Halley’s Tail” goes on a purely instrumental route, with the tracks’ titles, tones and composition continuing the album’s already-loose narrative and no real character to emotionally latch onto. “Red Star”, the title of which acts as both the album’s only indication of the lead character’s country of origin and a possible reference to a Red Giant star, is literally the beginning of this intergalactic journey. Buckley’s team (which obviously includes Colonel Sander and Lieutenant Glenn) leaves Earth at this point, and thanks to the track’s beautiful, optimistic, easy listening-esque production (I particularly loved the acoustic guitar strums that appeared roughly at the 1:40 mark), you can picture all of them in high spirits, ready to find themselves and the rest of humanity a new home.
Both the title and noticeably spacey, void-like sounds of “Forest Dance on Kepler I-9” imply that we are experiencing this track through the perspective of a Kepler space telescope, programmed to seek out a habitable planet. Production-wise, it’s primarily a weird mix of low-key guitars and prominent rain sticks (even one of the ‘team members’ addresses this on the intro), and yet somehow it all comes together into this sonically hypnotic POV of the far reaches of space through this device’s eye.
We then get what is easily the best track on “Halley’s Tail”: the 10 ½ -minute “Journey to Proxima Centauri”. Having found a planet fit for colonization, our heroes make their way towards it. The production here is the most fun to listen to, with its glitchy, upbeat blend of fast-paced drums (handled by Captain Nick), spacey Mellotron melodies performed by guest artist Commander Nix Orpheus (again, keeping with the militaristic sub-theme of the album) and bouncy arpeggios by Sander. Mentally, you can picture the team’s starship travelling at the speed of light (think “Star Wars” or “Star Trek”) throughout the course of this song, but thanks to the occasionally tense ebbs and flows of the Mellotron, you can imagine the goal of this journey as one not so easily attained. And if you think of the song as a level in a space-themed video game where you have to navigate through numerous obstacles to arrive at your destination, it definitely adds to the track’s high entertainment factor.
The emotional high of “Journey to Proxima Centauri” is tapered on the penultimate track “Ezekiel’s Wheels”, the title of which references the Biblical prophet Ezekiel’s first vision of the “Throne-Chariot” borne by four creatures (cherubim), each with four wings and four faces, and alongside them, a wheel within a wheel. Assumedly in the album’s storyline, this is where humanity’s new home exists, and the strange, mysterious instrumentation on this track emphasizes on both the astonishment and concern our heroes share with each other upon viewing this wondrous sight. Sander incorporates some ethereal keys and throbbing FX audio clips into the production, which help to create this ‘extraterrestrial’ sound (think of our heroes as aliens landing on what is technically a new Earth).
Closing off the album, we have another grandiosely-titled suite: “Type Nine Organism Suite” (I. The Temporal Loop / II. Atomization / III. Bending Light / IV. Zhar-Kli-Dah Revealed / V. Zhar-Kli-Dah Approaches / VI. Truth, Penance and Hope). Admittedly, this is the most difficult track to translate from a narrative perspective. It reminded me a lot of the “Jupiter and Beyond the Infinite” third act from the Stanley Kubrick sci-fi masterpiece “2001: A Space Odyssey”, where the movie detaches itself from its own narrative, veering off into its own challenging yet emotionally rewarding conclusion.
On “The Temporal Loop”, we hear a looped acoustic guitar strum with this stream of relaxed, wavy synths flowing through it. In this section, I assume our heroes have finally made it to the new planet. But like the first suite, the peace is cut short by Glenn’s aggressive, pedal-supported electric guitar (backed by these discordant, screechy FX audio clips), but in this case, the establishing melodies continue to play. The guitar solo itself evolves in a manner of seconds (“Bending Light)” and establishes a new focus and harmony on “Zhar-Kli-Dah Revealed” where it sounds like we’re being introduced to a new god in the story, perhaps the one who governs this new planet.
After a few seconds, Glenn delivers this dark, foreboding tune as “Zhar-Kli-Dah Approaches”. It’s unclear at this point whether this new god is about to kill our heroes or not, but roughly at the 6 ½ minute mark, we’re treated to some calm, reflective pianos and peaceful ambience from Sander (“Truth, Penance and Hope”), which bring the song and album to a close. I interpreted this section as Zhar-Kli-Dah ‘sparing’ our heroes’ lives and granting them the opportunity to begin the colonization of what is essentially HIS home. However, there is the implication that if humanity degrades this planet (which clearly led to Cthulhu’s involvement in the first suite), Zhar-Kli-Dah will do the same thing. The most chilling aspect of this threat is that someone may pray for this god to arise and do damage to this world, similar to what happened on Earth.
As a whole, I really admired this record. It’s easily one of C.W. Franz’s most thematically challenging albums to date, and for that, I have to give credit for the ambition and imagination put on display here. As a collaborative album, this project shows yet again how he’s able to join forces with like-minded musicians to create something unique and special. And as for the Magnetic Dust Collectors themselves, I certainly would love to hear a continuation of this extraordinary sci-fi fantasy story of theirs. This record’s not going to be for everyone, but if you’re looking for some mind-expanding progressive/space rock to vibe out to, by all means give “Halley’s Tail” a listen.
OVERALL RATING: 7.5 out of 10.
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